Maureen (Blumhardt) Barkley is the long-time wife of NBA “personality” Charles Barkley and she likes to vibrate to keep fit. Yes, she “swears by” the Noblerex K-1 total body vibration machine for tightening your entire body. Word on the street is, she was the same size as Charles before using this machine.
What’s more, this machine is “all the rage in Europe!” — I can confirm this; you should see people over here, they’re riding them down the street like hoverboards on their way to work, they stand on them on the subway and I even saw a couple standing on one underneath the Eiffel Tower just this past Valentine’s Day!
Will the day ever come when these infomercial-style advertisements ever stop? Nope, not whilst there are enough people in the world that are easily coerced by a “trusted friend” selling them something that they swear by. This product, oh, it rocks, it rocks — and I believe it comes in a box.
